The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.

St. Peter said, “Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven.” Read the rest of this entry »

Un CEO (sef mare, adica) s-a hotarit sa explice problema educatiei. El zise: “Ce poate sa invete un copil de la cineva care a hotarit ca cea mai buna alegere a sa in viata este sa devina invatator/invatatoare?”

El i-a amintit invitatilor ce se spune despre invatatori: “Cei care pot, fac.

Cei care nu pot, ii invata pe altii.”

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